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  4. date: '2021-05-28 19:44:09'
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  13. Reading a bedtime story to my 3 year old daughter:
  14. Daughter: that picture of a horse has a mouth but horses don't have mouths
  15. Me: horses do have mouths, that's how they eat..
  16. D: OK but cows, cows don't have mouths..
  17. M: cows do have mouths..
  18. D: but pigs don't have mouths and sheep don't have mouths
  19. M: they do, both pigs and sheep have mouths
  20. D: oh ok, but fish, they don't have mouths and they don't have eyes
  21. M: most fish have both mouths and eyes, in fact most animals have mouths and eyes
  22. D: but cups though, cups don't have mouths..
  23. M: that's right cups don't have mouths, not permanently anyway
  24. D: ok, goodnight, sit outside my room..