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To the Shaft theme tune:

Who is a guy who hates xmas but loves cooking for any occasion? this guy! _you're damn right_

Who is a guy who makes pigs in blankets, without pigs but better than just blankets? This guy's wife! _not a guy_

(Tune bit which inconveniently splits the lines)

Who is a guy who most likely doesn't remember the theme tune to Shaft! This guy? _you're almost certainly right!_

....

"Giant sausage roll" - chestnut mushroom and nut roast with cranberry, cinnamon and nutmeg flavours in pastry

"Sprouts n stuff" - sticky, crunchy woodland mushrooms and shallots

"Crunchy spuds" - thyme, rosemary & garlic roasted tatties

"Sausage and bacongine" - vegan sausage wrapped in smokey marinated aubergine slices!

All from the the Bish Bash BOSH! Cookbook